perspective

F O U R T H I N G S I
W O U L D H A V E S A I D
T O S Y L V I A P L A T H
I F I H A D B E E N
H E R B O Y F R I E N D .

BY DAN KENNEDY

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-Does something always have to be wrong?

-I'm so sick of you twisting my words around.

-Nothing makes you happy.

-Maybe we should just break up then.