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Monday, October 10, 2005

men

why do they always want me to be on top?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

multiple choice:

A)why not?
B)variety is the spice of life...
C)because they have unknowingly trained their bodies to achieve orgasm while in one particular orientation vis-à-vis gravity.
D)all of the above.
E)B and C despite their obvious mutual exclusivity.
F)A and C-in-a-pronoun-shifting-mirror, specifically third-to-second person.
G)oops I mistakenly assumed your question was in a sexual rather than metaphorical context; kindly apply metaphorical interpretation to the above. And begging your pardon.
H)oops I mistakenly assumed your question was of an inquisitive rather than rhetorical nature; kindly disregard A-G. And begging your pardon.

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